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Sugar Bowl
MISSING SUGAR BOWL Mrs. Jenkins comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner...who lives with a female roommate Vikki... During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only ......
Written on 23/10/2008 |
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The Traveler
The traveler knocked on the door of the house where a cabdriver had told him he could be sexually accommodated. An eye-level panel slid open and a female voice asked what he wanted. "I want to get screwed, " said the man. "OK, mister, but this is a private club, so ......
Written on 25/10/2008 |
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Can You Read This?
Cna yuo raed tihs? i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit ......
Written on 29/10/2008 |
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Teacher, Thief And A Lawyer!
---------- A teacher, a thief and a lawyer all die in the same freak accident. So when they reach the Pearly Gates, St. Peter tells them that, unfortunately heaven is overcrowded, so they each have to answer a question correctly for admission, failing which they would go to hell! The teacher ......
Written on 31/10/2008 |
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Friendship
Friendship between Women: A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it. Friendship ......
Written on 04/11/2008 |
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A Can Of Peas
An 85 year old woman is appearing before the judge on a charge of shopplifting. The judge asks her if she is guilty or not guilty. She tells him she is guilty. He asks her what she stole and she tells him it was a can of peaches. The judge asks ......
Written on 04/11/2008 |
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