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Ma And Pa Sex!
There was a romantic full harvest moon rising on the eastern horizon. Ma and Pa, both in their seventies, were enjoying the beautiful autumn evening together, sitting on their front porch swing, rocking gently. Suddenly, Pa turned his head and said to Ma, "Screw you, Ma!" A minute or ......
Written on 05/11/2008 |
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The Rules Of Chocolate
1.If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. 2.Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want. 3.The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot ......
Written on 06/11/2008 |
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Final Exam
Maxine, the platinum blonde, reported for her final examination which consisted of Yes No answers. She took her seat in the examination hall, stared at the question paper, and then in a bit of inspiration, took a quarter out of her purse. She started tossing the coin and marking the ......
Written on 07/11/2008 |
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The Horse And The Chicken
There is a horse and a chicken out in a field. the horse gets stuck in a big mud hole, the chicken says hey ill get you out.so he goes and gets a mercedes and a chain, then he yankes the horse out of the mud.a couple of days pass, and ......
Written on 08/11/2008 |
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Three Boys In Class
Three boys in a class and the teacher asks the first one "if your skin could be made with anything what would it be" the boy replies "Gold miss then i could scratch a bit off and by myself a Ferrari " "OK" says the teacher then she asks the same ......
Written on 16/11/2008 |
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Ten Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving, But Aren't.....
1 Reach in and grab the giblets. 2 Whew, that's one terrific spread! 3 I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. 4 Tying the legs together will keep the insides moist. 5 Talk about a huge breast! 6 "and he forced his way into ......
Written on 17/11/2008 |
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