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Season Tickets
Sarah was reading a newspaper while her husband was engrossed in a game on TV. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. "Listen to this, there's a classified ad here where a guy is offering to swap his wife for a season tickets." "Hmmm, " her husband said, not bothering to look ......
Written on 20/11/2008 |
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A Businessman Enters A Tavern
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and ......
Written on 24/11/2008 |
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How Teaching Math Has Changed
Teaching Math in 1950: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for 100. His cost of production is 45 of the price. What is his profit? Teaching Math in 1960: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for 100. His cost of production is 45 of the price, or 80. ......
Written on 25/11/2008 |
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Famous Last Words
-- I'll get a world record for this.. -- It's fireproof. -- He's probably just hibernating. -- What does this button do? -- I'm making a citizen's arrest. -- So, you're a cannibal. -- It's probably just a rash. -- Are you sure the power is off? -- Yeah, I made ......
Written on 26/11/2008 |
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The Shopping Nuns
Two nuns were shopping in a food store and happened to be passing the beer and liquor section. One asks the other if she would like a beer. The other nun answered that would be good, but that she would be queasy about purchasing it. The first nun said that she ......
Written on 28/11/2008 |
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50 Cents To F**k
A couple were having financial problems until finally they couldn't stand it any more. The husband said to his wife that is was necessary for her to make some money through prostitution to get by. So the husband drove her to the place where she had to do the job and ......
Written on 30/11/2008 |
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