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Everybody Needs A Friend Like Bob............
Bob goes into the public restroom and sees this guy standing next to the urinal. The guy has no arms. As Bob's standing there, taking care of business, he wonders to himself how the poor wretch is going to take a leak. Bob finishes and starts to leave when the man ......
Written on 30/11/2008 |
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Making Love To A Woman
MAKING COFFEE Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It's got to be hot. You've got to take your time. You've got to stir.. gently, and firmly. You've got to grind your beans until they squeak. And then you put in the milk. ......
Written on 30/11/2008 |
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Diving Deep
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level. He noticed a guy at the same depth as he was, but he had no scuba gear on whatsoever. The diver went below another 20 feet, but the guy joined him a few minutes later. The diver ......
Written on 04/12/2008 |
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The Parrot Problem
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquired. "They say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some ......
Written on 07/12/2008 |
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Only In Texas
The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had funded a project with the US auto makers for the past five years. The NTSB covertly funded a project whereby the auto makers were installing black boxes in four wheel drive pickup trucks in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the ......
Written on 09/12/2008 |
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Another Irish Joke
As a small Irishman named O'Malley was sitting in a bar enjoying a beer when a large man walked in. "My name is Brown, spelled B-R-O-W-N, " he shouts out to everyone. "I'm from Texas, where we do everything BIG! I'm white from the top of my head to the ......
Written on 14/12/2008 |
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