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Craps
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that she stripped from ......
Written on 25/09/2008 |
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Blonde Argument
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double pane energy efficient kind. This week I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I hadn't paid for them. ......
Written on 30/09/2008 |
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Short Ones...jokes!!
---A little boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approaches a uniformed security guard and said, "I've lost my grandpa!" The guard asked, "What's he like?" The little boy replied, "Jack Daniels and women with big boobs." ---Why do men pay more than women for car insurance? Because, ......
Written on 06/10/2008 |
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Kinda Old Joke
A flight leaves from Cleveland to Boston. The captain comes on the overhead and says "Good evening ladies and gentlemen, this is the captain. It is about 7:30 local time and we are currently flying at 35, 000 feet. It will take us 4 hours to reach our destination and we ......
Written on 09/10/2008 |
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A Blonde Suspects That Her Boyfriend Is Cheating On Her.
She goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment that same day, and, sure enough, when she opens the door, she finds him in the arms of a redhead. She becomes extremely angry. She opens her purse and pulls out the gun to shoot him, but she's suddenly ......
Written on 13/10/2008 |
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This & That
The largest known hailstone to have fallen was in Germany in 1925, which weighed close to four and a half pounds. Martin had just received his brand new driver's license. The family troops out to the driveway, and climbs in the car, where he is going to take them for ......
Written on 14/10/2008 |
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