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Dear Diary,
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double-pane energy-efficient kind. But this week I got a call from the contractor who installed them, complaining that his work had been completed a whole year ago, and I had yet to pay for them. Boy ......
Written on 18/10/2008 |
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Oops!!!
Fred goes to the supermarket and, while there, notices a very pretty blonde waving at him and saying hello. He is rather taken aback because he can't place where he should know her from. So, he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you are ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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Blonde & Mink Coat
This man walks into a furrier shopon Friday afternoon, with a beautiful blonde on his arm. He tells the salesman to fit her with a mink coat. After looking at several coats they decide a beautiful full length mink coat. The man asks the salesman if he will accept a check. ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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Blonde And Blue
A blonde man showed up at work one day with a black eye. When his co-workers saw him they asked him what happened. He told them it had happened at church. They didnt believe him, and wanted to know what realy happened. So he told them "I went to church. ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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Santa Claus Options!!!!!!!!
Santa comes down the chimney one Christmas Eve and there's a knockout blond laying on the couch waiting for him. Blond: Hey Santa, come here! Santa: Ho ho ho, gotta go, gotta deliver presents to the kids ya know! She removes her top and bra. Blond: Hey Santa, come here! ......
Written on 22/10/2008 |
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The Hairless Maid
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl pulls off the hair and says, "I wear a wig, because I was born totally hairless. Not a hair on my body, not even down there." That night, Mrs. Schmidlap tells her husband. He says, "I've ......
Written on 24/10/2008 |
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