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Drunken Man And Blonde
After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the person sitting next to him and says, ''You wanna hear a blonde joke?'' The person replies, ''I am 240 pounds, world kickboxing champion and a natural blonde. ......
Written on 25/10/2008 |
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Shoe Shopping
A young blonde was on vacation and driving through the Everglades. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on prices" attitude ......
Written on 26/10/2008 |
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A Blone Vs A Lawyer In Knowledge
A blonde and a lawyer sit next to each other on a plane. The lawyer asks her to play a game. If he asked her a question that she didn't know the answer to, she would have to pay him five dollars and every time the blonde asked the lawyer a ......
Written on 26/10/2008 |
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"politically Correct"
She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED. She is not CONCEITED - She is INTIMATELY AWARE OF ......
Written on 28/10/2008 |
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Blond ?????
The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure. As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the world are ......
Written on 30/10/2008 |
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Hurt All Over!
A blonde goes to the doctor and he asks, "What's wrong?" She says, "I hurt all over." So he says, "What do you mean, all over?" So the blond takes her finger and pokes her knee. "Ow, that hurt." Then she pokes her cheek. "Ow, that hurt." Then she touches her ......
Written on 05/11/2008 |
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