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Gotta Love Blondes.....
A blonde heard that milk baths make you beautiful, so she left a note for her milkman to leave her 15 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to ......
Written on 14/11/2008 |
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Fluffy Toys
A guy meets a Blonde girl at a nightclub and she invites him back to her place for the night, her parents are out of town and this is the perfect opportunity. They got back to her house and they go into her bedroom, and when the guy walks in the ......
Written on 16/11/2008 |
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Another Blonde Joke
a blonde was speeding in her convertible..and was pulled over by a female police officer..also a blonde..The officer sez, "May I see your I.D.?" the blonde driver is looking all thru her purse..dumps it our on her lap and sez"What's it look like?" the officer sez its got your picture on ......
Written on 18/11/2008 |
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Blonde Pains
A blonde went to see her Gynecologist. "Doctor, I hurt all over!", she began. She proceeded to push her index finger onto her left nipple... "ouch that hurts!". She agian touched her right nipple with her finger, "Ouch, that hurts!" She reaches down, slides her finger nto her p***y, "Ouch, that ......
Written on 22/11/2008 |
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Thermos Flask
Blonde went into a hardware store and asked the assistant "What are those up there?" The assistant replied "They're Thermos flasks." The blonde asked what they were for and was told that "They keep hot things hot and cold things cold." "Great" she replied "I'll take one." Next day the blonde ......
Written on 25/11/2008 |
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Good Newsbad News
A man is sitting with his doctor after having several tests done. The doctor looks very grim and says, "Well Dave, I have some good news and some bad news for you." "Give me the bad news first," says Dave. "OK, like we suspected, it is cancer in your brain. And ......
Written on 28/11/2008 |
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