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First Time
It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for awhile searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first ......
Written on 15/09/2008 |
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"hey, Not A Bad Idea"
A little old lady is walking down the street in Green Bay WI., dragging two plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags, and every once in a while a 50 bill is flying out of it onto the pavement. Noticing this, ......
Written on 15/09/2008 |
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Religious John
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices A sign out of the corner of his eye....It reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without Second thought.. ..Soon he sees another ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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Pet Frog
An older lady was somewhat lonely, and decided that she needed a pet to keep her company. So off to the pet shop she went. Forlornly, she searched. Nothing seemed to catch her interest, except this one ugly frog. As she walked by the barrel he was in, he looked up ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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Bubba
Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. But all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic.... and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday. The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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Cautious Monkey...
A man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. He steps up to the bar, sets the monkey on the bar, s lides the peanut bowl over to the monkey, then orders a beer. While the man is drinking his beer, the monkey takes a peanut, hulls it, ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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