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Nail
Amy, a city girl, marries a farmer. One morning, before he goes out to the fields, the farmer says to her, "The artificial insemination man is coming to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the two-by-four over the cow's stall. You show him where it is, ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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The Pickle Worker...
This couple comes to a new town and the guy gets a job at the local pickle factory. A few years go by and each year he wins the employee of the year award. One day in the 3rd year, he comes home looking all depressed. His wife asks him what ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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The Priest...
A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar that way. The man, who was a priest, said, " I am a Father." The little boy replied "My ......
Written on 17/09/2008 |
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Turkey
A man bought a parrot as a companion and pet because he was lonely, but the bird he bought already had a very rude and colorful vocabulary. In fact, the parrot cussed up a storm, was rude and obnoxious, and just horrible to spend time around. The man did everything he ......
Written on 18/09/2008 |
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Not A Joke But A True Ol' Timmy Telling
My brother and I were not ones to stay put. Ma was at the general store so we put to the hills behind to see what was there... Well ma bein' a town girl knew most all that resided so when my brother came back after being called to...had alot of ......
Written on 18/09/2008 |
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Sisters
Alice is on holiday with her two sisters, Mary and Joan and their husbands David and Peter. One evening, after getting drunk on ladies drinks, Alice makes a confession: "Last night my husband asked me to swallow. Isn't that disgusting, who'd do such a thing?" Mary and Joan look a little ......
Written on 20/09/2008 |
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