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Airline Joke
An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy which required the first officer to stand at the door while the Passengers exited, smile, and give them a "Thanks for flying XYZ airline." He said that, ......
Written on 22/09/2008 |
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Betty Crocker????
: A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL : GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,"HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE : LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW" : : HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY. "FIX THE : LIGHT? ......
Written on 22/09/2008 |
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Sams P***s
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As he examined the body of Mr. Sam, who was about to be cremated, he made an amazing discovery: Sam had the longest private part ......
Written on 27/09/2008 |
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Get F**ked
A country boy finds himself in the city and decides he wants to get f**ked.After a while he finds a guy who tells him to go to a certain door of a certain floor and knock on the door and tell wwho ever answers what hes there for. As the country ......
Written on 29/09/2008 |
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A Little Amish Humor
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked his father, "What is this, Father?" The father never having seen an elevator responded "Son, ......
Written on 01/10/2008 |
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The Three Little Pigs!
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order. "I would like a Sprite, " said the first little piggy. "I would like a Coke, " said the second little piggy. "I want beer, lots and lots ......
Written on 03/10/2008 |
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