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The Yankee & The Southern Belle
Two ladies are sitting next to each other on a plane. One is a Yankee and the other, a Southern Belle. The Southern Belle turns to the Yankee and asks, So where yall from? The Yankee turned her steely gaze to the Southern Belle and replied, I am from a ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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Costume Party
A couple was invited to a sw**ky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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A Bald Guy With A Wooden Leg
A bald guy with a wood leg get invited to a Halloween party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg, so he writes to a custume company to explain his problem. A few days later he receives a package with the following note: Please ......
Written on 27/10/2008 |
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The Son-in-law
As a mother passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter giving herself a real workout with a vibrator. Shocked, she asked, "What in the world are you doing?" The daughter replied, "Mom, I'm thirty-five years ......
Written on 28/10/2008 |
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Little Johnny.........................
Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs, rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?". His father ......
Written on 01/11/2008 |
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A Chick With Long Legs
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the bartender asks for their order. The man says, "I'll have a beer" and turns to the ostrich. "What's yours?" "I'll have a beer too" says the ostrich. The bartender pours the beer and ......
Written on 01/11/2008 |
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