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Tales From The Shire
Two hobbits walk into a bar where one of them picks up a barfly. They taker her to ta local motel the first hobbit goes into the motel room while the other waits outside. Once the door closes, the hobbit on the outside hears starnge noises through the door, "I can't ......
Written on 06/11/2008 |
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Huge ...
One day a guy and a girl were making out in her parents' bedroom, and it was getting pretty steamy. All of a sudden, the guy takes out his shlong and places it in her hand. She screams and runs downstairs, through the kitchen, through the living room, the bathroom, the ......
Written on 06/11/2008 |
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Toast
John O' Neill hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast ......
Written on 07/11/2008 |
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Wallmart Greeters
Two elderly Wal-Mart greeters were sitting on a bench during break time andone turns to the other asking, "Jim, I'm 73 years old and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you areabout my age. How do you feel?' Jim says, " I feel just like a new born ......
Written on 07/11/2008 |
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Rush
Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit and killed a pig that had wandered out on a country road. Limbaugh told the chauffeur to drive up to the farm and apologize to the farmer. They drove up to the farm, the chauffeur got ......
Written on 08/11/2008 |
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Mercedes
Oscar drove his brand new Mercedes to his favorite sporting goods store. He parked it outside and went in to do a little perusing with Jan, his regular sales woman. Jan was a pretty blonde, and as Oscar walked into the store, she happily greeted him. But he requested to look ......
Written on 10/11/2008 |
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