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This Is A Nice One
2 guys are bored and they are hanging around the livingroom. 1 guy says''hey, I got a good idea'' Lets make money by baking cookies that tast like p***y!!! The other guy says WOW!! thats a great idea!! So the guys start baking.... after a while when the cookies are done, ......
Written on 14/11/2008 |
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It Seemed Like A Good Idea............at The Time.
Valentine's Day is fast approaching and a husband wants to get his wife the "perfect" gift. He just can't decide what that would be. One night after dinner and several drinks, he decides to just ask her. She, jokingly, replies, with a knowing smile..."Honey, what I'd like is for you to ......
Written on 17/11/2008 |
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You Know Your Cat Has Been Using Your P.c. When...........
You know that your cat has been using your p.c. When: You start recieving steamy e-mails from some one named Fluffy, Princess and Kitten: When you recieve a one way ticket in your P.O. Box for "the" cat show in LasVegas, that is for one occupant only: When Your p.c. History ......
Written on 18/11/2008 |
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The Halloween Party
A couple was invited to a sw**ky masked Hallowe'en Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no ......
Written on 20/11/2008 |
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Celabrations In Hell
One day a guy died and found himself in hell. As he was wallowing in despair, he had his first meeting with a demon. The demon asked, "Why so glum?" The guy responded, "What do you think? I'm in hell!" "Hell's not so bad, " the demon said. "We actually have ......
Written on 20/11/2008 |
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Letter From Grandma
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his grandmother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half but accidentally sends the ......
Written on 22/11/2008 |
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