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Best Son
Four men got together to play golf one sunny morning. As they were heading out to the course, one of them was detained by a phone call. The other three were discussing their children while walking to the first tee. "My son, " said one proudly, "has made quite a name ......
Written on 15/09/2008 |
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The Perfect Husband
Several men are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and began to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello" WOMAN: "Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes" ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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Jim's Guide To Married Men
This is what Not to do for a happy marriage, and especially happy retirement! Subject: Jim's Guide to Married Men It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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Golf Trip
A guy receives an ad in the mail for a golf resort where everything costs one dollar. He jumps at the offer and heads off for a weekend of fun in the sun. He arrives and plays a round of golf. It cost him a buck. When he goes for dinner ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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Gold
Winning Gold Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, "I think my husband's like a championship golfer. He's spent the last ten years perfecting his stroke." The second woman said, "My husband's like the winner of the Indy 500. Every time we get into bed ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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One Hole Behind...
A man playing on a new golf course got confused as to what hole he was on. He saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her and asked if she knew what hole he was playing. She replied, "I'm on the 7th hole, and you're a hole ......
Written on 17/09/2008 |
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