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Golf Lesson...
A husband and wife want to take golf lessons from a pro at a local country club. The man and woman meet the pro and head onto the driving range. The man goes up to hit first. He swings and hits the ball 100 yards. The golf pro says not bad. ......
Written on 19/09/2008 |
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Great Car
John and Cathy were driving through Arkansas on their way from New York to California. Running low on gas, John pulled into the nearest gas station. "What can I do fer ya'll?" asked the attendant. "Fill her up with high test, " replied John.While the attendant was filling up the tank, ......
Written on 20/09/2008 |
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Golf Ball
A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this, " said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, ......
Written on 24/09/2008 |
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Product Idiotic Instructions And Warnings:
On a lawnmower I had was a big label which read: "WARNING WHEN MOTOR IS RUNNING- THE BLADE IS TURNING!" We once bought a grocery store pizza and the instruction were on the bottom, so we turned it upside down to see how long to cook it etc., and low ......
Written on 28/09/2008 |
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Three Wishes
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes. The woman ......
Written on 28/09/2008 |
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Golfers!
Watch out for these old golfers! An 80-year old man goes to the doctor for a checkup.The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, "How do you stay in such great physical condition?"I I'm a golfer, " says the old guy, "and that's why I'm ......
Written on 29/09/2008 |
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