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Hookishima Golf Joke
A man goes to Japan and goes out on a date with the owner of a japanese automobile companies daughter. The daughter takes the man back to his room and has sex with him. During the sex all the man heres is the word hookishima. He assumed that it must mean ......
Written on 30/09/2008 |
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A Trip To The Marriage Counselor
A husband and wife go to a counselor after 15 years of marriage. The counselor asks them what the problem is and the wife goes into a tirade listing every problem they have ever had in the 15 years they've been married. She goes on and on and on. Finally, the ......
Written on 01/10/2008 |
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Adult Jokes
Q: What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? A: Oral sex makes your day anal sex makes your hole weak. Q: What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? A: They can both smell it but can't eat it. Q: How is a woman like ......
Written on 03/10/2008 |
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A Man Staggers Into An Emergency Room ...
A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this, " said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, ......
Written on 07/10/2008 |
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Golfing Nun
A nun went into mother superiors office one day and said she had a sin to confess. What kind of sin was it? the mother asked. well said the nun, I said the "f" word. Mother superior said, just say 5 hail mary's and all will be forgiven. But just out ......
Written on 10/10/2008 |
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Sports...
Some guys were hangin' out, shootin' the breeze, and the conversation turned to their kids. One guy says, "I've got five sons. All over six feet tall. Damn good basketball team." Another guy says, "Right on. I've got nine sons and every one of them can field and hit. Great baseball ......
Written on 11/10/2008 |
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