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"old" People Jokes
An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: "They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!" she cried. The dispatcher said, "Stay calm. An ......
Written on 29/10/2008 |
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Partner's
A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf every day.First thing Monday morning, he sets off on his first round and soon catches up to the person in front. He sees that this is a woman and, as he catches up to her on a ......
Written on 30/10/2008 |
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A Good Irish Jokie
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant, who obviously knows nothing about golf and completely unaware of Tiger's identity, greets him in a typical Irish manner. "Top of the mornin' to ya, ......
Written on 05/11/2008 |
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We Are The World
We Are the World Top 10 reasons for being Belgian: You get to speak three languages, but none of them intelligibly. If other countries want to fight a war, they will do it in your country. You can brew drinks out of fruit, and still call it beer. You ......
Written on 08/11/2008 |
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Just A Mix Of Jokes I Got In A Email!
hello i got a mix of jokes sent to me in a email and thought they where funny and wanted to share them with all of you! pls do not take any of them to heart they where just funny!Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? ......
Written on 09/11/2008 |
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My Son
Four work buddies are out playing a round of golf. On the 11th hole, one guy says, "Guys play on, I've got to go to the bathroom." So the others play on without him and they get to talking about their sons. The first guy says, "I am really ......
Written on 13/11/2008 |
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