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Golf Pro........... A golf pro at the local country club was giving golf lessons in his spare time to average people interested in taking up the sport of golf. This Sunday he had about twenty or so students at the driving range , both men and women , of various ages and from ...... Written on 15/11/2008 |
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The True Art Of Golf A wife loves to golf with her husband, but her game could improve, so she decides to take private lessons. The wife goes for her lesson. The pro watches her swing and says, "No, no, no, you're gripping the club way too hard." "What can I do?" asks the wife. "Hold ...... Written on 17/11/2008 |
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Leprechaun A golfer playing in Ireland hooked his drive into the woods. Looking for his ball, he found a little Leprechaun flat on his back, a big bump on his head and the golfer's ball beside him. Horrified, the golfer got his water bottle from the cart and poured it over ...... Written on 19/11/2008 |
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Golfer Golfer A golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to the hospital. Just before he was put under, the surgeon popped in to see him. "I have some good news and some bad news, " says the surgeon. "The bad news is that I have to ...... Written on 19/11/2008 |
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Golf Joke A guy walks into the emergency room, all beat up, with a 5 iron wrapped around his neck. The nurse sees him and asks, "What happened to you?" "Well, " he says, "it all started innocently enough. My wife and I were golfing at the club, and we both sliced our ...... Written on 22/11/2008 |
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Which Hole? Very Very Funny Which Hole? A man playing on a new golf course got confused as to what hole he was on. He saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her and asked if she knew what hole he was playing. She replied, "I'm on the ...... Written on 23/11/2008 |
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