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Golf Lesson
A husband and wife want to take golf lessons from a pro at a local country club. The man and woman meet the pro and head onto the driving range. The man goes up to hit first. He swings and hits the ball 100 yards. The golf pro says not ......
Written on 27/11/2008 |
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Things To Really Make You Laugh
Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back...or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the testimonials of a few people who did.... I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much ......
Written on 30/11/2008 |
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Three Wishes
A couple went golfing one day at a very exclusive course lined with million dollar homes. On the third tee, the husband cautioned, "Honey, be careful when you drive. If you break one of those windows it'll cost us a fortune to repair." Of course, she tee'd off and promptly ......
Written on 07/12/2008 |
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Geisha
A businesman, visiting Japan, is taken to the local Geisha house by his japanese host. after a great meal and lots of Sake, the amorous businessman chooses a lovely young Geisha and of they go. He sticks it in and she begins moaning "Osotugari, osotugari!". Harder and harder he pumps, "Osotugari" ......
Written on 11/12/2008 |
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Wife Golfing
After 10 years of marriage this guy takes his wife golfing at his favorite golf course. On the sixth hole he slices his shot and it lands in front of the maintenance shed. He looks around to find the best possible shot to recover from his slice when his wife tells ......
Written on 11/12/2008 |
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Playing A
A man has been on a deserted island for ten years. One day he see's a beautiful woman in a wet suit swim onto his beach. She comes up to him and asks, "when was the last time you had a drink?" "It's been ten years", he replies. She zips open ......
Written on 13/12/2008 |
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