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Vegetable Love - Full Joke.
Do you carrot all for me? My heart beets for you. With your turnip nose And your radish face, You are a peach. If we cantaloupe, Lettuce marry. We make a swell pear.!!......
Written on 29/12/2008 |
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Mopping Floors - Full Joke.
Q how many men does it take to mop a floor? A none that's a womans job......
Written on 29/12/2008 |
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2 Black Eyes. - Full Joke.
What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing! you've allready told her twice.......
Written on 15/01/2009 |
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Cards Fans - Full Joke.
What do gay men and Cardinal fans have in common? They both like poo-holes.......
Written on 20/01/2009 |
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Carlsberg Banks - Full Joke.
Imagine a bank that lets you walk straight in, take 26million pounds sterling and walk straight back out again..... Carlsberg dont do banks- but the IRA do!!......
Written on 31/01/2009 |
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Blonde Joke - Full Joke.
What does a blonde put behind her ears to make herself more attractive? Her ankles.......
Written on 13/02/2009 |
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