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Wild Girl-friend?! - Full Joke.
---------- Mother: "Son, I don't want to see you going around with that wild girl any more." Son: "Heck, Ma, she ain't wild anybody can pet her."......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Village Gal - Full Joke.
Maid cleaning masterbedroom and found a used condom, she keeps staring at it. Mdm asks:dont you have sex in the village? Maid:yes we do but not till the skin drops off!......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Dwarf - Full Joke.
what does a dwarf get if he run through a woman's legs? A c**t around the ears and a flap across the face.......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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14 Inches - Full Joke.
What is 14 inches long and hangs in front of an a*****e? A lawyers tie.......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Actress Aunt??!! - Full Joke.
---------- "Are you an actress, auntie?" "No darling, why do you ask?" "Because Daddy said when you came we'd have a scene."......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Elephant - Full Joke.
JOKE: How can you tell a whore has been screwing an elephant? ANSWER: When she sits on a bar stool she falls to the floor.......
Written on 01/02/2010 |
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