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Homer's Fantasy World Ii - Full Joke.
Homer on Bart being a vampire: "Oh, Lisa, you and your stories: Bart's a vampire, beer kills brain cells. Now let's go back to that... building... thingie... where our beds and TV... is."......
Written on 31/10/2008 |
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Unlucky For Some! - Full Joke.
Two men are robbing a hotel. "I hear sirens. Jump!" says the first one. "But we're on the 13th floor!" his fellow thief replies. "This is no time to be superstitious!"......
Written on 31/10/2008 |
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Similarity - Full Joke.
What is the major similarity between a womans breasts and a model train set? give up? there're both intended for young children, but grown men play with them more!......
Written on 31/10/2008 |
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Athletics - Full Joke.
Q Who's the world's greatest athlete? A the guy who finishes first and third in a masturbation contest......
Written on 01/11/2008 |
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Another Blonde Joke..... - Full Joke.
Q:whats the first thing a blonde does when she gets up in the morning? A: she gets dressed and goes home......
Written on 06/11/2008 |
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Another Good One - Full Joke.
what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold on to your nuts this is going to be a hell of a b**w ***......
Written on 07/11/2008 |
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