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Twisted Words.........or Twisted Meanings?
READ SLOWLY -- THESE ARE RATHER CLEVER: 1. ARBITRATOR: A cook who leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds. 2. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tried to do. 3. BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage. 4. BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with. 5. CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate. 6. COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who ......
Written on 18/09/2008 |
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A Modern American 'high Plains Drifter' Fable
A modern day cattle man has spent several days longer than expected crossing the Texan plains. He's used up all his water. His horse has already died of thirst, and he's crawling on his knees through the sand, virtually convinced he's close to his last. To his surprise he ......
Written on 19/09/2008 |
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Bush Is Elected Pope!
A report from the Conclave by Monsignor Guido Sarducci REVOTING shows that George W. Bush Elected Pope ... Cardinals Stunned! Reported by Monsignor Guido Sarducci The almost 120 Cardinals from around the world that gathered to choose a successor in the Vatican's Sistine Chapel were stunned and expressed amazement ......
Written on 21/09/2008 |
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Butch, The Rooster
ohn, the farmer, was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers hens , called pullets and eight or ten roosters, whose job was to fertilize the eggs. The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced. That ......
Written on 22/09/2008 |
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Revised Living Will...
I, fill in the blank, being of sound mind and body, unequivocally declare that in the event of a catastrophic injury, I do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. I hereby instruct my loved ones and relatives to remove all life-support systems, once it has been ......
Written on 22/09/2008 |
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Lil Johny On Politics
Lil' Johnny goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Mommy is the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take ......
Written on 25/09/2008 |
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