Political Humor - please click the links. |
Top 10 Reasons To Live In Manitoba
1. You wake up one morning to find you suddenly have beachfront property 2. Amusing town names like ''Flin Flon'' and ''Winnipeg'' 3. All your local bands make it big and move to Toronto 4. The only province to ever violently rebel against the federal government 5. Hundreds of huge, horribly ......
Written on 27/09/2008 |
|
Clinton -vs- Titanic
Similarities between the Titanic video and the Clinton grand jury testimony video: Titanic: over 3 hours long Clinton: over 3 hours long Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, a subsequent catastrophe Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, a subsequent catastrophe ......
Written on 28/09/2008 |
|
Be On The Lockout For These Viruses:
CLINTON VIRUS Gives you a 7 inch Hard Drive with NO memory. VIAGRA VIRUS Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy. LEWINSKY VIRUS Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then emails everyone about what it did. RONALD REAGAN VIRUS Saves your data, but ......
Written on 28/09/2008 |
|
Comedy: Why Do You Do This To Me?
I've been feeling very tired lately. I've been blaming it on iron poor blood, lack of vitamins, dieting and a dozen other maladies. But now I found out the real reason. I'm tired because I'm overworked! The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves ......
Written on 02/10/2008 |
|
5 Presidents Are On A Plane
Five presidents are on a plane: George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Thomas Jefferson, George W. Bush, and Bill Clinton. George Washington says, "I will make someone happy!" and throws a dollar bill off the plane. Then Abraham Lincoln says, "I will make five people happy!" and throws 5 one dollar bills off ......
Written on 03/10/2008 |
|
Money From God
A little boy who wanted 100 very badly prayed and prayed for two weeks, but nothing happened. Then he decided to write a letter to God requesting the 100. When the postal authorities received the letter to "God, USA, " they decided to send it to President Clinton. The president ......
Written on 06/10/2008 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
