Short Jokes - please click the links. |
Strange Family - Full Joke.
A teenager caught her brother masturbating so she blackmails him" If you don't f**k me I'll tell". So he f**ks her and she says:"Wow, you f**k better than dad." He said:" I know, mom told me the same thing."......
Written on 23/05/2009 |
|
Crotchless Nickers
my wife left the house one morning telling me she was off to the shops to buy something very sexy. on her return i asked her what she had in the bags she replied its something to wear stay there and i will put in on for you she dissapeared up ......
Written on 23/05/2009 |
|
Stamps
A blond goes to the post office to bay stamps for her Christmas cards. She says to the clerk, "May I have 50 Christmas stamps" The clerk ask, "What denomination?" The woman says, "God help us. Has it come to that? Give me 6 Catholic , 12Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran and 22 ......
Written on 23/05/2009 |
|
The New Teacher...
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Davie stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Davie?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
|
Who's Who? - Full Joke.
A lady of the night and a gayblade were approaching each other form opposite sides of the street... The gayblade shouts over, to her, "YOO-HOO, PROSTITOOOOT!" She resounds with, "YOO-HOO, SUBSTITOOOOT!"......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
|
Bug
A farmer from Arkansas goes into a drug store and asks the clerk for a pack of condoms. "Make sure that them there are the ones with pesticide" he demands. "Don't you mean spermicide?" the clerk asks. "Hell no, I want PESTICIDE!" the Arkie farmer yells. "My wife's got a bug ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
