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Blonde Jokes - Full Joke.
What do you call 3 blonds lined up side by side? Wind tunnel Why do blondes make bad cattle ranchers? They have trouble keeping their calves together! And My Favorite: What is it called when a blonde dyes her hair black? Artificial Intelligence! Love you ladies!......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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Do What??? - Full Joke.
Two lady friends of mine were discussing men when one stared off for a moment, then turned to her friend and said, " You know... drunk boyfriends are like Slinky's...They're really not good for anything. But sometimes, it's just fun to push them down the stairs!"......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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Superman
Superman was flying over metropolis one day and sees Wonderwoman laying in her backyard naked....he thinks, "man I'd like some of that....well, hell why not? I'm faster than a speeding bullet....I could have her and she'd never know"...so feeling horny and c**ky he swoops down tags her and leaves.... "What the ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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Miracle Grow
One morning a husband took a pair of underwear out of the drawer. "What the ???" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out. "April, " he hollered into the bathroom, "why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?" She shot back: "It's ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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Funny Bar Joke
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender: "Can I have a hot rag for my nose?" The bartender says "yes, but why do you need that for your nose?" The man answers "Well, a couple of seconds ago I tried to sniff coke, but and ice cube got ......
Written on 12/06/2009 |
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Two Bulls
Two bulls were on top of a hill looking down over a field of young heifers. The younger bull turns to the older bull and says, "Hey, look at all those heifers, let's run down there and f**k one of them." The older bull responds, "I've got a better idea, let's ......
Written on 12/06/2009 |
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