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Fish Recipe
The Best Carp Recipe In The Whole World Get 1 15-20lbs. carp gutted ofcourse Find a good piece of Hickory woodpine or other will work Put garlic, butter, and pepper all over and in fish Put in oven and bake on 350 degress for 1 hour Remove from oven through carp ......
Written on 12/06/2009 |
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In The Family
a young boy was on the way out of his house,when he ran into his sister.she asked him where he was going and he said"i am going to go and f**k some prostitutes",his sister said" ok but why dont you f**k me and pay me the money".her brother said ok ,and ......
Written on 12/06/2009 |
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What's The Difference Between.......
What is the difference between a whore and a drug dealer? A whore can wash her crack and sell it again!! What's the difference between pink and purple? Grip!! What is the difference between a nun and a girl in the bath? One's got a soul full of hope and the ......
Written on 12/06/2009 |
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Which Feels Better?
A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more. The man said, "Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you think we're so obsessed with getting laid?" "That doesn't prove anything," the woman countered. "Think about this...when your ear ......
Written on 12/06/2009 |
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Flashing Three Old Ladies - Full Joke.
Three elderly ladies are sitting on a park bench.nbsp A flasher stands in front of them and opens his coat exposing his nakedbody. The first elderly lady had a stroke. The second elderly lady had a stroke. But the third elderly lady couldn't quite reach.......
Written on 12/06/2009 |
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Tattoo
A girl goes to a local tattoo parlour and asks for a tattoo on her p***y. Him: Sure lady, You will have to take your pants off. Her: No problem She takes her pants off Him: I'll have to numb the area first. Her: Ok Him: NUM NUM NUM using his ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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