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P***s Funeral
A man at a retirement home was walking around with his zipper down holding his p***s. A young nurse says "Why are you doing that?" He replies, "It died today." "Oh that's terrible!", the nurse replied The next day the man has his p***s hanging outside of his pants again. The ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Guy Wrapped In Saran Wrap - Full Joke.
A guy walks INTO a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He says to the doctor, "I've felt so weird lately, Doc, can you tell me what's wrong?" The doctor replied, "Well, I can clearly see your nuts!"......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Lawter And Lawyer
The devil came to a young lawyer and said, "I'll make you a partner in your firm if you give me your soul, your wife's soul, and the souls of each of your three kids, and you agree to sell every one of your clients down the river." "Okay", said the ......
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Is It True? - Full Joke.
George Bush was touring a psychiatric facility and irritated by one patients indifference to his status asked the deluded lady...... 'Don't you know who I am??' 'I'm sorry dear, Im afraid I don't, but if you ask at reception they'll probably be able to tell you'.........
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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I've Been Circumcised...
Two five year old boys are standing at the toilet to pee. One says, "Your thing doesn't have any skin on it!". "I've been circumcised.", the other replied. "What's that mean?" "It means they cut the skin off the end." "How old were you when it was cut off?" "My mom ......
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Involuntary Muscular Contractions
A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his first year medical students. Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "Do you know what your ass ......
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