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Sleeping Student! - Full Joke.
---------- A teacher is droning away in the classroom, when he notices a student sleeping way up in the back row. The teacher shouts to the sleeping student's neighbour, "Hey, wake that student up!" The neighbour yells back, "You put him to sleep, you wake him up!"......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Birth Control Pills For You??!!
---------- A woman asks her doctor for birth control pills. "Ma'am, how old are you?" "I'm 75." "What possible need do you have for birth control pills?" "They help me sleep better." The doctor looked perplexed. "Just how do do birth control pills help you sleep?" "I sneak them into my ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Makes You Go Hmmmmmmmmm - Full Joke.
a man is traveling down a road, a woman is traveling in the other direction, as the pass the man yells PIG! and the woman yells A*****E! and she rounds the corner she runs into a huge pig and dies instantly. which makes you wonder why women don't listen......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Questions-answers Part:2
Q: What is the whole thing about? A: couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the thing... Q: what is the difference between a condom and a coffin? A: both are for stiffs except one is for coming ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Sex Test
I don't know if anyone has heard of this test, it was a trick my friends taught me when I went drinking with them. When you order a mixed drink, take the straw they give you, put it between the thumb and the pointer finger, try to bend it. If the ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Golfin With Friends
Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very tired. "Bad day at the course?" his wife asked. "Everything was going fine, " he said. "Then Harry had a heart attack and died on the 10th tee." "Oh, that's awful!" "You're not kidding. For the whole ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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