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Fire Extinguisher
A lady walked into a sex shop and asked the attendant for the dildo and vibrator section. He told her 3rd isle to the right. She came back almost immediately and said she wanted the red one hangin on the wall. The shop attendant looked at her with a huge smile ......
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A Eagle
A eagle is flying around he looks down he sees a mouse he swoops down swallows the mouse a few minutes later the mouse pops out the back end a few seconds later the mouse asks how high are we the eagle says about a thousand feet the mouse says you ......
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Texan
billy joe goes to a dance one night.he is not your average texan as he is just under 5 ft in height, while he is dancing with this sweet young thing, he gets a hard on .which the sweet young thing notices at once, she dances him into adjoining room , ......
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Vaseline
A woman answers the door to a market researcher. "Good morning madam, I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Do you use it at all in your household?" "Oh yes, all the time. It's very good for cuts, grazes and burns." "Do you use it for anything else?" "Like what?" "Ahem.. err.. ......
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Funfun
Hung Chow calls into work and says"Boss, I no come work today, I real sick. Got headache, stomachache, and leg hurt. I no work." The boss says"You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like that, I go to wife and tell her to give me sex. ......
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Bar
A woman in the bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts. Her husband tells her, "Hey, you don't need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery." The lady asks, "How do I do it without surgery?" "Just rub toilet paper ......
Written on 01/02/2010 |
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