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Frog
This little boy comes into a bordello dragging a dead frog behind him on a ctring. He asks the madam for the most desiese ridden whore in the place. The madam confused asks why do you want that. The boy responds that when he screws his babysitter who will screw his ......
Written on 21/09/2008 |
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Did You Have Sex? - Full Joke.
After Chelsea returned from a date, Hillary asked her if she had a good time. Chelsea replies she had a wonderful time and she thinks she's in love. Hillary then asks, "You didn't have sex, did you?" Chelsea replies, "Not according to Dad."......
Written on 23/09/2008 |
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When All This Started
So God calls to Adam and says, "Adam, I have some good news and some bad news. What do you want to hear first?" Adam replies, "The good news." God answers, "Well, the good news is I gave you a p***s and a brain." Then Adam says, "OK, so what's the ......
Written on 23/09/2008 |
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Defending Her Honor
One evening a husband comes home to his apartment very roughed up. When his wife sees him she asks, "What happened to you?" "I got into a fight with the apartment manager." "Whatever for?" "He said he had slept with every woman in the complex except one!" The woman replied, "I ......
Written on 23/09/2008 |
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Big Feet
Cowboy at a bar had his boots up on a table. A woman walks by and sez, "Is it true about men with big feet?". The cowboy answers and sez, "Their is only one way to find out" so they get a hotel room. After the disappointing session the woman give ......
Written on 24/09/2008 |
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Still Cheating - Full Joke.
Married guy is wining and dining a midget woman at restaurant when the wife confronts them. The wife yells at the husband and says, "You promised me that you would stop cheating on me !!!". Then the husband says, " Can't you tell that I am trying to cut down ".......
Written on 24/09/2008 |
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