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Mirror Mirror
Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror, and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!" So the first blonde hands her the compact. ......
Written on 25/09/2008 |
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Jacks Off - Full Joke.
I had to visit the local Health Centre last week for my check up. The nurse told me sternly, "Paul, you've got to stop wancking"!! I asked her why? She replied, "Because i'm trying to check your blood pressure THAT'S WHY"!!!!......
Written on 01/10/2008 |
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The Priest's Chicken
A priest keeps his chickens at his village parish, one evening the c**k went missing. At mass the priest asked "who has a c**k?". All the men stood up "No, no. What I meant to say was, who's seen a c**k that isn't theirs?" All the women stood up. "Oh for ......
Written on 06/10/2008 |
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Skiing Trip
Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes ......
Written on 13/10/2008 |
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Call Center Conversation 4 - Full Joke.
---------------------------------------------------------------------- Caller enquiring about legal requirements while travelling in France : "If I register my car in France , do I have to change the steering wheel to the other side of the car?"......
Written on 16/10/2008 |
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Hot, Hot Hot ! - Full Joke.
It's just too hot to wear clothes today, " Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?" "Probably that I married you for your money, " she replied......
Written on 19/10/2008 |
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