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Drinking - Full Joke.
A man goes into a c**ktail lounge and approaches a Woman sitting by herself Man: "May I buy you a c**ktail?" Lady: "No thank you alcohol is bad for my legs." Man: "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?" Lady: "No, they open !!! "......
Written on 19/10/2008 |
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Headache
Man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm while his wife is lying in bed reading. Man says: "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache." Wife replies: "I think you'll find that is a sheep." Man replies: "I think you'll find I ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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A Blonde Goes Into A Bar
a blonde goes into a bar and orders a bottle of champagne which she rpocedes to pour down her knickers when the bottle is empty she orders a second one and procedes to do the same with that one, curiosity getting the better of him the barman asks what she is ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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Car Accident
I had a terrible car accident i ran over three scousers on a zebra crossing, the first went through the windscreen, the second dented my bonnet and the third got hit up the road 200 yards, the police have been great!!! The first is being done for breaking and entering the ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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Piggly Wiggly Stock Boy ! - Full Joke.
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the Piggly Wiggly store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."......
Written on 27/10/2008 |
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Inlaws
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep, " the ......
Written on 02/11/2008 |
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