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Who ?
During a course in human sexuality, the instructor was discussing various items in the Kinsey report. The class members gasped audibly when the instructor read out that a woman had several hundred orgasms in a single session. A male voice said, "Wow, who was she?" A female voice followed with, "The ......
Written on 02/11/2008 |
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The Chicken Or The Egg? - Full Joke.
The chicken and the egg are laying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face while the egg is frowning and looking slightly annoyed. The egg mutters "Well I guess that answers that riddle".......
Written on 09/11/2008 |
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Boy Scouts, Lawyers, And Priests
Three boy scouts , a lawyer, a priest, and a pilot are in a plane that is about to crash. the pilot says "Well, we only have 3 parachutes, lets give them to the 3 boy scouts. they are young and have their whole lives in front of them" the lawyer ......
Written on 09/11/2008 |
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A Excellent Costume Party Idea
there was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party.....then he had a bright idea. when the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt and socks on, "What the hell are you supposed to be? asked ......
Written on 10/11/2008 |
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Confused Teenager
A teenager comes home from school and asks her mother "Is it true what Rita just told me? Babies come out of the same place where boys put their d**ks?" "Yes, dear" replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and she wouldn't have to explain it to ......
Written on 11/11/2008 |
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Short Ones - 2
Two women were digging in the garden. One pulls out a two foot carrot. She says, "This one reminds me of my husband's." The second woman says, "Your husbands is that long?" "No that dirty." Beer Belly - A gas tank for a sex machine. Q: Why did Frosty the snowman ......
Written on 12/11/2008 |
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