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Q: What's rough and hairy on the outside, soft and wet on the inside, starts with a c, ends with a t, and has a u and an n in it? A: A coconut. What do you get when you mix a rooster with a telephone pole? A thirty-foot c**k that ......
Written on 12/11/2008 |
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90 Year Old Newely Wedds
Have you herd about the 90 year old newely weds. On the honeymoon the bride goes into the bathroom to get ready, the the groom uses the bathroom. As he comes out he sees his 90 year old bride naked, standing on her head against the wall. He asks "What are ......
Written on 12/11/2008 |
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Oh Yeah.....
A shapely teenage blonde walked in to a local card shop "Do you have, like, any really special valentines? She asked the store keeper "We have a private line...here, "Smiled the salesman as he slipped it out from under the counter. "it says, To the boy who got my cherry!" "WOW! ......
Written on 13/11/2008 |
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Pinocchio
PINOCCHIO had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about splinters when they were having sex. Pinocchio therefore, went to visit Gepetto to see if he could help. Gepetto suggested he try a little sandpaper on his manhood and Pinocchio skipped away enlightened. a couple of weeks later, Gepetto saw Pinocchio ......
Written on 15/11/2008 |
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A Cornucopia Of Humour!
As far as exercising here is my take, muscles come and go flab lasts. My motto is no pain...no pain! I also wonder now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives if a man says something and a woman is not there to hear him is he ......
Written on 19/11/2008 |
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Flies
JUST TOO CUTE. A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh. ! Killing any?" She asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females, ! " he replied. Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell ......
Written on 24/11/2008 |
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