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Asses
There is a new study out about women and how they feel about their Asses! 85 of women think their ass is too big 10 of women think their ass is too little The other 5 say that they don't care, they love him, he's a good man, And they would ......
Written on 26/11/2008 |
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Met A Woman At The Bar
I met an older woman at a bar last night. She wasn't bad for 57, we drank and bullshitted a bit, then she asked if I'd ever had the 'sportsman's double', a mother and daughter threesome? I said no. We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my ......
Written on 28/11/2008 |
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Dust
One morning a husband took a pair of underwear out of the drawer. "What the hell?" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out. "April, " he hollered into the bathroom, "why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?" She shot back, "It's ......
Written on 02/12/2008 |
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You Must Be Single...
A woman walks into the store and purchases the following: 1 small box of detergent 1 Bar of soap 3 individual servings of yogurt 2 oranges 1 stick of womens deodorant. She then goes to the check out line. Cashier: Oh, you must be single Woman: You can tell that by ......
Written on 11/12/2008 |
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Texas Poll - Full Joke.
The latest poll taken by the office of the Governor of Texas asked whether people who live in Texas think illegal immigration is a serious problem: 30 of respondents answered: "Yes, it is a serious problem." 70 of respondents answered: "No es una problema serio. "......
Written on 14/12/2008 |
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12. Thanks A Lot
Dramatically different from Thanks. A woman will say Thanks A Lot when she is really ticked off at you. It is usually followed by the Loud Sigh. This signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way. Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the Loud Sigh, as ......
Written on 22/12/2008 |
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