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Bull
A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt for the summer. One morning the aunt and uncle walked in the kitchen and the young man was drinking an extremely large glass of milk. The young man said "I took the liberty of milking your cow this ......
Written on 15/01/2009 |
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Living Will
Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug." She got up, unplugged the TV and then ......
Written on 20/01/2009 |
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Unusual Transplant... - Full Joke.
A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through the flower beds. "Excuse me, " he said, "have you lost something?" "No, " replied one of the doctors. "We're doing a heart transplant for an IRS agent and want to find a suitable rock."......
Written on 20/01/2009 |
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Mood Swings
My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big fking red mark on ......
Written on 31/01/2009 |
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Politicians - Full Joke.
Two politicians were talking about how much sleep people needed. The first one said: "People are sleeping generally to much, I find the four hours sleep a day should be enough" The second one replied: "My thoughts exactly, they can catch up the rest at night !"......
Written on 23/02/2009 |
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Two Men - Full Joke.
Two men Two men in a pub chatting when one says: "I went to a pantomime last week, Did you know that D**K WHITTINGTON thought the streets of London where paved with gold?" "I guess that's why they called him D**k, " repiles his mate......
Written on 23/02/2009 |
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