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Men
At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. "Don't you want her name engraved upon it?" asked the jeweler. The young man thought for a moment, and then, ever the pragmatic, steadfastly replied, "No, just engrave it: To My One And Only ......
Written on 05/03/2009 |
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Doc's Regret - Full Joke.
Dr. Smith was regretting having f**ked one of his patients and feeling really guilty. But this voice inside his head kept telling him he was single and just let it go...........but that other voice kept saying.....damnnit man your a vet...............
Written on 25/03/2009 |
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Little Johnny
Little Johnny is walking past his sisters bedroom. He sees lying on the bed, fingering herself and moaning "oooh, I want a man". The next day he again walks past his sisters bedroom and sees her lying on the bed, with a guy on top pounding away. So, he rushes to ......
Written on 06/04/2009 |
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Flowers For The Lady... - Full Joke.
A guy comes home to his wife one evening with a big bunch of flowers and she says "I suppose this means I have to get on my back with my legs open for the next three days". The husband says "Why? Don't you have any vases?"......
Written on 12/05/2009 |
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Scrote...
In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about whose turn it was to pay. The clerk was kind of listening until she heard the lady said to the guy, "Stop being a scrote." With a furrowed brow the clerk asked, "What is a scrote?" Without ......
Written on 12/05/2009 |
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Why Why Why
nedd only a few points to get a upgraded member ship and i ran out things to do why why why !this would happen to me ill i want 4 chrismas is a membership cant enough of this sight . im not get off this sight tillo i get laid danmm ......
Written on 23/05/2009 |
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