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Preventing Divorce
One night, a married couple was driving home. The man starts out at 50 mph. Neither of them said anything to each other for the first five minutes, then the wife says, "Honey, I want a divorce." The husband accelerates to 60 mph and says nothing. Five minutes later the wife ......
Written on 11/12/2008 |
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10 Husbands And Still A Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband 1 was a sales representative: he kept ......
Written on 13/12/2008 |
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Be Careful What Ya Ask For
A man finally decides after a few years of sleeping w women who talk dirty and want "a big c**k" that he's ready to settle down. So he joins up on this "not so sexual" site and begins dating another type of girl. To his pleasant surprise the first girl he ......
Written on 18/12/2008 |
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Deaf Couple Sex
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language. After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a ......
Written on 21/12/2008 |
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Pending Marriage!
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra less. One day "little" sister ......
Written on 22/12/2008 |
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Pickle Sex
A guy who married this woman. Unfortunately, his d**k was too small, so every time they had sex he used a pickle instead of his d**k. For seven year's he has been doing that. One night his wife suspect that something is wrong so while they are having sex she ......
Written on 22/12/2008 |
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