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Jamaican Sandals
A married couple was on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such when they passed this small sandal shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, -"You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop!" So the married couple ......
Written on 20/01/2009 |
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Divorced Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband 1 was a sales representative ......
Written on 26/01/2009 |
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Joke Of The Day: Hello Satan
One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, the townspeople were in church, listening to the organ play. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone was evacuated ......
Written on 26/01/2009 |
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Why Men Are Happier People
As men, we are happy because our lives are simple. For example: Your last name stays put The garage is all yours Wedding plans take care of themselves Chocolate is just another snack You can be President You can never get pregnant You can ......
Written on 26/01/2009 |
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Two Deaf People
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language. After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a ......
Written on 13/02/2009 |
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Almost Every Night
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old girl, and it is love at first sight. They get married and go to Florida for their honeymoon. When they get back, his friend says to him, "So, tell me, how was it?" "Oh, it was beautiful, ......
Written on 23/02/2009 |
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