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Marital Bliss
After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counseling. They had been at each other's throat for some time and felt that this was their last straw. When they arrived at ......
Written on 06/04/2009 |
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Love Fence
A couple married thirty years were revisiting the same places they went to on their honeymoon. Driving through the secluded countryside, they passed a ranch with a tall deer fence running along the road. The woman said, "Sweetheart, let's do the same thing we did here thirty years ago." ......
Written on 06/04/2009 |
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I Like Your Thinking
A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny. "None, they all fly away with the first gunshot." The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I ......
Written on 12/05/2009 |
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Just Jokes
- What do you call a woman who does not practice birth control? Pregnant! - Bart and Brenda, a deaf and dumb couple, were married. That night in their honeymoon hotel Bart began talking to his wife in sign language. He said, "Listen if you ......
Written on 23/05/2009 |
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Who's Boss?
The newlyweds are in their honeymoon room and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage. He proceeds to take off his trousers and throw them at her. He says, "Put those on." The bride replies, "I can't wear your trousers." ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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70-year-old Virgins
Mildred and Chester knew each other from childhood but were in their Seventies when they got married. They had to wait for Millard's mother to pass away first. Back in those days there was no hanky panky before marriage so Chester and Mildred were both still virgins. Needless to say ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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