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Jeff The Bellboy
Three couples got married and spent their honeymoons at the same hotel, where they were all attended to by Jeff the Bellboy. The first man married a nurse. Jeff showed them to their room, all the while thinking to himself, "Lucky guy! Nurses are known to be hot to trot." The ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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Their 50th Wedding Anniversary
The old couple was planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th wedding anniversary. The old woman said, "We will go to all the same places that we did on our first honeymoon." "Uh huh, " said the old man. "We will do all the things that ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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Why Men Are Happier
Men Are Just Happier People - What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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The Correct Way To Come Home Drunk...
The Correct Way to Come Home Drunk... Two married buddies are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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50 Years
There was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just think, honey, we've been married for 50 years." "Yeah, " she replied, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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50th Anniversery
An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married and settled down in their old neighborhood. To celebrate their fiftieth wedding anniversary they walk down the street to their old school. There they hold hands as they find the old desk they'd shared and where he had carved "I love you, ......
Written on 12/06/2009 |
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