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Old Geezer
The banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty-year old rancher, in town. Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was marrying a "mail order" bride. Being a good friend, the banker asked Tom if the rumor was true. Tom assured ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Ohio Women
Three men were sitting at a bar, bragging about their new wives. The first man said that he married a woman from Alabama. He told her that she was to do the dishes and clean the house every day. The first day, he didn't see anything. The second day, nothing. ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Youthful Jack
At 85 years old, Jack marries a lovely 25-year-old woman. The woman decides that on their wedding night they should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that the old fellow might overexert himself. After the wedding festivities, she prepares herself for bed and for Jack to come to her room. ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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18 Year Old Bride
An 85-year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. "I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?" The doctor considered this for a ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Ernie The Hamster
If you have raised kids or been one, and gone through the pet syndrome including toilet-flush burials for dead goldfish It's a long story but one that will have you laughing out LOUD!! Overview: I had to take my son's hamster to the vet. Here's what happened: Just after ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Sermon
It was late Saturday night and the preacher hadn't been able to think of a sermon for the next morning. About 9:00 p.m. he finally said to his wife, "Dear, I think I have come up with the perfect sermon! I'm going to give a sermon about horseback riding!" She said, ......
Written on 01/02/2010 |
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