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The Buttocks
The Buttocks A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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This Is For Married Men
Ok a guy walks into a bar and orders a beer, the bartender runs him down a beer and the guy swills it down and peeks inside his shirt pocket, tells the bartender he needs another beer, bartender runs down the beer and the guy swills it down opens his shirt ......
Written on 17/09/2008 |
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Old Geezer
The banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty-year old rancher, in town. Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was Marrying a "mail order" bride. Being a good friend, the banker asked Tom if the rumor was true. Tom assured him ......
Written on 17/09/2008 |
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A Terrible Accident
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her ......
Written on 17/09/2008 |
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Father To Son
After many years the father had retired to a nursing home after his wife died. His only child , a very successful businessman very rarely called or sent a card for birthday, Christmas or any other occasion. One Christmas the son sent his father a tie that looked like a thrift ......
Written on 17/09/2008 |
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Can You Explain The Kids
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they ......
Written on 19/09/2008 |
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