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A Dirty Mind
Read through and then see answers below:- 1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I? 2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man ......
Written on 19/09/2008 |
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New Bride
A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. "Well, " said her mother, "so how was the honeymoon?" "Oh, mama, " she replied, "The honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..." Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as ......
Written on 27/09/2008 |
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"so I Can Get It Enlarged!"
On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful robe. The proud husband says, "My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe." The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished."Oh, ......
Written on 28/09/2008 |
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Labour Pains
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the FATHER. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very ......
Written on 30/09/2008 |
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The Most Important Discoveries
The Most Important Discoveries Man discovered weapons, invented hunting. Woman discovered hunting, invented furs. Man discovered colors, invented painting. Woman discovered painting, invented make-up. Man discovered speech, invented conversation. Woman discovered conversation, invented gossip. Man discovered agriculture, invented food. Woman discovered food, invented diet. Man discovered friendship, invented love. Woman discovered ......
Written on 04/10/2008 |
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90 Year Old Man
A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?" The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never ......
Written on 04/10/2008 |
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