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Just Married
A young couple got married, and in their family, it was tradition that the best man dance with the bride for the first song. Well, this happened...but then they danced for the second song too. And the third. By the time the fourth song came on, the groom ran up and ......
Written on 05/10/2008 |
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Life
There are some good ones in here! WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on ......
Written on 05/10/2008 |
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The Elderly Couple
An elderly couple went to a doctor and told him they wanted him to watch them making love. The woman said, "we're getting on in years, our memories aren't so good, we want to make sure we're still doing it right." The doctor was a bit puzzled by this, but he ......
Written on 05/10/2008 |
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The Old Spinnster
On her 70th birthday, an old spinnster decides it's time to finnaly get married. since she has no hot prospects, she decides to run this ad in a local newspaper. "Seventy - year young virgin seeks husband. must be in same age group, must not beat me, must not run around ......
Written on 06/10/2008 |
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Duties
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. The first man had married a Woman from Iowa. He told her that she was going to do dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple days, but on the third day he came home to ......
Written on 07/10/2008 |
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Double Crossed
a nun gets onto a bus thats empty exept for the driver, she says - 'i want to have sex before i die but i must remain a virgin so it must be anal and i can not commit adultery and break my covenent, can u help me?' 'Yes' says the ......
Written on 09/10/2008 |
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