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A Woman's Random Thoughts...
1 If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it will always be yours. If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with. But, if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money, ......
Written on 12/10/2008 |
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The Devil Showed Up
A few minutes before weekly services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon the church was empty except for ......
Written on 17/10/2008 |
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A Nun's Last Request
A nun walks into a bus and sits behind the driver and says, "I have just one regret before I die, " The bus driver asks "What might that be?", she says "I have never had sex, but I can't have sex with a married man or that would be a ......
Written on 18/10/2008 |
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Read
Read through and then see answers below:- 1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I? 2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man ......
Written on 19/10/2008 |
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Little Boy
One day little Johnny was looking out the window as he sat in the back of his classroom. His teacher saw that he was daydreaming and thought she would attempt to turn this into a question for him. So she asked Johnny do you see those three birds sitting on the ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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90 Year Old Man
A 90-year old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have a 22-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think of that?" The doctor replied, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day he was ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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