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Five Kinds Of Married Sex
There are five kinds of sex involved in a marriage. The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face. The second is House Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, in every ......
Written on 01/11/2008 |
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She Turned 47...
When I was 16, I hoped that one day I would have a boyfriend. When I was 18, I got a boyfriend, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate guy with a zest for life. In college I dated a passionate guy, but he was too ......
Written on 04/11/2008 |
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Your Choice...
A couple were married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules. "I'll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want, " he insisted. "And, I don't expect any hassle from you. Also, I expect a decent meal to be on the table ......
Written on 04/11/2008 |
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The Chastity Belt
ll the good knights were leaving for the Crusades. One knight told his best friend - "My bride is without doubt one of the most beautiful women in the world. It would be a terrible waste if no man could have her. Therefore, as my best and most trusted friend, I ......
Written on 10/11/2008 |
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Little Johnny
little johnny setting in the class room when the teacher ask childeren if you have three crows setting on a highline wire and one flies off how many do you have left? no one answered but little johnny he said none if one flies off they would all go the teacher ......
Written on 11/11/2008 |
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Breakfast For The Newlywed
This guy and his newlywed wife go to the Hilton for their honeymoon night. At the front desk, they check in, and the receptionist gives the groom the key to the bridal suite. Just then he says to the groom, "Sir, It is now 6 o' clock, dinner will be served ......
Written on 14/11/2008 |
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