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Natural Birth
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were willing to try it ......
Written on 16/11/2008 |
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Old Man Crying
An old man of ninety was sitting on a park bench crying. A policeman noticed this and asked him why he was crying. "Well, " says the old man, "I just got married to a twenty-five year old woman. Every morning she makes me a wonderful breakfast and then we make ......
Written on 19/11/2008 |
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Young Couple
A young couple got married, and in their family, it was tradition that the best man dance with the bride for the first song. Well, this happened...but then they danced for the second song too. And the third. By the time the fourth song came on, the groom ran up and ......
Written on 24/11/2008 |
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Honeymoon
The newlyweds are in their honeymoon room and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage. He proceeds to take off his trousers and throw them at her. He says, "Put those on." The bride replies, "I can't wear your trousers." ......
Written on 26/11/2008 |
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Its Such A Baby!
A year into a serious relationship, a man proposes marriage to his honey. The woman accepts, but with a warning: My boobs are just like a babys. The guy brushes it off, saying that he loves her and size doesnt matter. But he also gives a warning of his own: My ......
Written on 27/11/2008 |
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1st Wedding Anniversary
Three friends get married on the same day, and had an agreement that they would meet every year on the same day to celebrate their friendship and have a drink together. On one their first anniversary, The first friend boasted. I gave my wife a diamond studded watch and a gift ......
Written on 27/11/2008 |
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